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WordPress Releases 1.5.1 and a preview of possible logos

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

Wordpress releases 1.5.1 and possible logosWordPress.org releases 1.5.1 to fix many bugs and patch some items. As with all releases, minor or otherwise, the support load on the forums is mounting and they are in need of more experienced aids to answer questions and help out. If you run WordPress, why not head over and help out someone new to the package.

Just prior to the 1.5.1 release some previews of the new WordPress logo were leaked and are available here. I always like taking a peek into the creative process someone takes to design their logo. The logo has several things going for it so far, and who knows if this will even be the final. But the current direction is good, showing strong attributes. The logo features a strong smooth logomark based on the W. The prominant W has a firm foundation with the serif font but ends smoothly conveying elegance to the utilitarian font. This strong logomark is followed by a font that appropiately catagorizes the logo. The serif’ed font is very classical and evokes a traditional, book-like feel.

Possible WordPress Logo

Between the two styles I prefer the traditional, “logomark on left, logotype on right” logo. Featuring the W mark in the center of the logotype deters from the legibility of the name. It also makes it look like an aviator emblem which is definately not right.

Possible WordPress Logo 2

Creamer Pyramid

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005



Creamer Pyramid from above

My previous coffee creamer wall was unable to support the weight of additional blocks. Thus I begin on other simple structures and geometries. Naturally the pyramid is an obvious choice for a stable structure.

Mesothelioma & Google?

Monday, May 2nd, 2005

Mesothelioma and Google a strange combo...Mesothelioma is one of the deadliest diseases known to man; the average life span of an inflicted person from the time of diagnosis until death is less than 6 months. It’s a disease that strikes approximately 3,000 United States citizens each and every year – a disease that is almost 100% preventable; the only known cause is via exposure to the deadly mineral Asbestos. It comes from inhaling the particles and dust of the asbestos as it decomposes. Asbestos fibers have been used in building materials, auto parts and other products for decades, but are linked to cancer and other diseases. Hundreds of thousands of injury claims have forced many companies into bankruptcy and now a $140 Billion bill is being milled over by a committee in the senate. This bill would compensate those affected by Mesothelioma and the lawyers are all over it. So are the google-mongers. So how does a deadly disease intersect with the internet? What could they possibly have in common?

I did a search on Google News for Mesothelioma and what did I find? The entire first page inundated with articles from India – 6 out of the 10 of the articles listed! A web search also finds a slew of sites featuring everything from Mesothelioma lawyers to facts on the disease. Why so much sudden and foreign interest in the subject? Google advertising.

A current trend seen here in the US, is the outsourcing of technical jobs to India, Malaysia, Taiwan etc. Why? They work for cheap and the worth of a dollar is strong in their lands. I’ve also noted a raise in Indian and Malaysian blogs/bloggers and other websites targeted at making money. These are smart people. They are technically as savvy as most of us westerners and are looking to capitalize.

A recently released list of keywords reveals the highest paying Google Adsense keywords. As you might have guessed, Mesothelioma and Mesothelioma Lawyers are at the top of the list. There is an entire subculture when it comes to search engine optimization or SEO as its commonly referred to. Website upon website boasts tips, tricks or hacks to help you make the most of Google’s supposedly lucrative advertising streams. One site sells a pdf for $80 that is supposed to contain all the tips you need to make fast cash on Google Adwords and Adsense. Its an interesting model – pay for Google Adwords to point to your site, then fill your site with Google Adsense ads. If what you pay for the Google Adwords is less than what you bring in with the Google Adsense ads – you’ve turned a profit.

Unfortunately for Mesothelioma victims, the only ones benefiting from their plight are lawyers and publishers that are preying upon current marketing trends to benefit their pay-per-click schemes.

A wall of coffee creamers

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Wall o' Cremes

Morning coffee is always better with a colorful wall of creamers to choose from. Should I go with Irish Creme, French Vanilla, or Southern butter pecan? More importantly, why do all these flavors come from exotic locales? Isn’t vanilla just plain vanilla? More places should offer free cofee condiments. One gas station I got my morning coffee from even had large glass bottles of different flavors you could add – good stuff.

Wall o' Cremes

Wall o' Cremes

My name is Mike D, and I get respect.

Monday, April 25th, 2005

A relative newcommer to WordPress and the community, and I see I’m making a big splash on the WP topsites. Much to the chagrin of Mike D.

Mike: Touché

Humpday Links

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Chris Coyne.com CFDG – Context Free Design Grammar is a simple language made for generating pictures. You input in a set of rules, and it generates an image according to your ruleset. Another great example of code being a form of art. This reminds me of the guys that will hand-code an entire 3D render, amazing stuff.

New Google Video Upload Program
This new service allows you to upload your content to google for indexing in their new video service where Google will let you search the index of titles for content, preview it, purchase it and then watch it.

Run linux on gmail
Another implementation of “can it be hacked to run linux?”.

Flash games website
Sure, its in French – but the games play the same.

Micheal Paulus
I’ve kept my eye on this guy since I first saw his skeletal cartoons a couple months ago. And recently has added another project to his gallery: Deviating Illuminated Eye Charts.

Hi, I’m ah hello?

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

Bush, the new Dr. Evil?http://www.dnext.com/
Democracy in 60 seconds or less. Bush is definately good for comedy.

http://www.turbulence.org/Works/sms/sms11/
A study in stop-motion photography and human response.

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/…
Can anyone provide any insight on these autos? Are they real? These can’t possibly be photoshopped… whats with the 5 foot platforms in the front? Someone clue me in.

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/falkirk/falkirkwheel/
An engineering marvel. Wow, its like a gianormous moving sculpture.

http://rapidshare.de/files/1230307/eurodriiift.wmv.html
A drifting video. The euros and japs have all the fun.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/230311
Have you heard of Grand Theft Auto (GTA)? I’m sure you have, its all the rage now with the kiddies. Most of these kiddies who love to run around pummeling pedestrians and hijacking their cars never played the original GTA series. The originals were totally different games than the GTA you see in Vice City or San Andreas. The viewpoint of the game is top-down, which means you get a birds-eye view of a little guy and little cars, in a little city. Well, in the spirit of these original GTAs here is GTA: Urban Jihad

http://www.vxrracer.co.uk/
Remember Super Off Road for the NES, this flash game feels alot like it.

Booby Sanctions

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

According to www.aljazeera.comThe U.S. circulated three Sudan resolutions Tuesday in the hope of breaking a Security Council (SC) deadlock on the issue and move to impose sanctions and deploy peacekeepers in the region.

Looks like a standard news release that doesn’t exactly incite too much excitement.Little did we know that the terminology used is actually codespeak for the real developement at hand.

Take a look at this photo… look closely.

How will the UN ever hope to solve this chesty dillema? Clearly it requires the consensus of a 15 member council to weigh the pros and cons of breast augmentation. Or maybe they are previewing some morale boosting “propaganda” to issue the peacekeepers?

Either way… this just affirms the fact that 90% of porn is viewed during the business hours of 9-5.

One Thousand Years of Pain!

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

We know so little about other cultures, its amazing. Take for example, Japan. Japanese children have no qualms about walking up to you and trying to grab your crotch. Stereotypes about foreigners are rampant, much like the black stereotype of being well hung. I had no idea… Most of us are raised being ashamed or shy about referring to the genitals, yet these children are poking and grabbing – boys and girls alike! or what about “Kancho”?

The secret art of Kancho is apparently practiced by young japanese children. Its a game… of sorts. Much like the american “punch buggy” game, you get to inflict some pain on your friends but not like you would expect. To quote:

“Actually, it’s not so much a “game” as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I’m really not joking. It’s called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around.”

Intrigued, I had to find out more. How could I master the technique? Is there special Kancho training? Can I go to the Kancho Temple and learn from the Kancho monks? My current studies have led me only so far, but I now consider myself a level 1 Kanchoist. With proper training… I too could become dreaded level 5 Kancho Assassin, the black belt of the “below the belt” arts.

I just had to post this little quote from “I Am a Japanese School Teacher”

“What in the world did you just do?” I ask.

“Kancho.” He says nonchalantly, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world to try and ram your fingers up someone’s ass.

“Uh-huh. If you ever try that again, I will give you the biggest kancho in the history of Japan,” I say. “General Tojo will feel it 60 years ago, and call his planes back before they get to Pearl Harbor. Got it?”

“Got it.”


Caption: Doing the ‘can cho’, (being able to point) and others. When this is done from young time, when the anus becomes strong and is difficult to become the hemorrhoids thing is famous even excessively.

Links:
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
(an original report from the frontlines of Kancho warfare in the Japanese school system, currently down from a flood of traffic)

http://www.bootyproject.org/show_article.asp?id_article=5256

(an anime referance to Kancho)

http://forum.japantoday.com/fb.asp?m=366341

(a great kancho illustration posted here)

http://red-bazooka.com/bazooka/t/kancho/kancho.html

(I must have one of these shirts)

http://www.wimpkiller.com/howdy/archives/000034.php
(another report of visiting a Japanese school and having to dodge penile attacks and Kanchos)

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=boonga
(an arcade game that features a controller that looks like a hand, that you insert… ummm)

http://blindingnervepain.blogspot.com/…
(an explanation to the comic above)

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