One Thousand Years of Pain!

One Thousand Years of Pain!

We know so little about other cultures, its amazing. Take for example, Japan. Japanese children have no qualms about walking up to you and trying to grab your crotch. Stereotypes about foreigners are rampant, much like the black stereotype of being well hung. I had no idea… Most of us are raised being ashamed or shy about referring to the genitals, yet these children are poking and grabbing – boys and girls alike! or what about “Kancho”?

The secret art of Kancho is apparently practiced by young japanese children. Its a game… of sorts. Much like the american “punch buggy” game, you get to inflict some pain on your friends but not like you would expect. To quote:

“Actually, it’s not so much a “game” as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I’m really not joking. It’s called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around.”

Intrigued, I had to find out more. How could I master the technique? Is there special Kancho training? Can I go to the Kancho Temple and learn from the Kancho monks? My current studies have led me only so far, but I now consider myself a level 1 Kanchoist. With proper training… I too could become dreaded level 5 Kancho Assassin, the black belt of the “below the belt” arts.

I just had to post this little quote from “I Am a Japanese School Teacher”

“What in the world did you just do?” I ask.

“Kancho.” He says nonchalantly, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world to try and ram your fingers up someone’s ass.

“Uh-huh. If you ever try that again, I will give you the biggest kancho in the history of Japan,” I say. “General Tojo will feel it 60 years ago, and call his planes back before they get to Pearl Harbor. Got it?”

“Got it.”

Caption: Doing the ‘can cho’, (being able to point) and others. When this is done from young time, when the anus becomes strong and is difficult to become the hemorrhoids thing is famous even excessively.

(an original report from the frontlines of Kancho warfare in the Japanese school system, currently down from a flood of traffic)

(an anime referance to Kancho)

(a great kancho illustration posted here)

(I must have one of these shirts)
(another report of visiting a Japanese school and having to dodge penile attacks and Kanchos)
(an arcade game that features a controller that looks like a hand, that you insert… ummm)…
(an explanation to the comic above)

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